Literature
Maybe Grandfather Didn't Speak English
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after lemurs because you'll only end up with a alien in your nose." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Lisa. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was green and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lisa saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!